Song of the day:

"Asian Slave White Master" by Self Conscious Acronym(ed) Man.

Lyrics:

From childhood I never knew 
Why I was born as an Asian
All those years I watched Norwegian sitcoms
I looked up to and loved all them Caucasians (though at the time I only knew them as white people)

Why did genetics deal me this card
I want all that intelligence and beauty that I’ve never had (or will ever nurture)
In white skin blue eyes golden hair 
There, even that brunette will do 
And definitely Eurasians too! (because I’m desperate)

I want to be your Asian slave
And you will leash me my white master
Let’s make fuck together
Let’s make fuck together

I know they have better skin
Though I’ve never confirmed this
So I need to be as smart as the whites
And so I fixed my engrish

I want to have white children
I want to have all those superior white genes to give
Shrugs, though my whole life I now know
I will always be an Asian slave

I want to be your Asian slave
And you will leash me my white master
Let’s make fuck together
Let’s make fuck together